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Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month.
My fiancée's mother is not only very attractive and also has great legs,
but really great and understanding.
She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place
to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we
had expected it to be.
When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just
under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I would
be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex
with me.
Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that
I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.
I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly
how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door.
There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be.
He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid
and would be true to their little girl.
I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

Now Abby, should I tell my fiancée what her parents did and that I thought
their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?
Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason
I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

Jim
 
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