Friday Joke

[graham]

After the Funeral the grieving widow asked for some of her husbands ashes.She had these put into an egg timer instead of the sand.

When asked why she replied "At last the old sod can be of some use in the kitchen". /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Mike21]

Was sent these by e-mail from a friend

---------Tummy Trouble------------

Little boy goes into his parents bedroom and see's his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
His parents quickly stop and cover up.
"What were you and dad doing?" the little boy asks his mum.
"Well your dad has a big stomach and sometimes I have to bounce on it to flatten it" explains his mum
"Well your wasting your time" says the boy " When you go to the shops the lady next door goes on her knees and blows it up again"

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