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Our "friends" north of the border won't be interested in this 'cos they're not good enough to be playing.
But for the rest of us ENGLISH and IRISH football supporters here's a quick guide to some useful Korean phrases that may come in handy over the coming few weeks.
1) That's not right.......................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive......Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.........................Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man............................Dum Gai
5) Small Horse...........................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach.............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table...........Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift..........Chin Tu Fat
9) It's Very dark in here................Wao So Dim
10) I Thought you were on a diet.......Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great....................................Fa Kin Su Pah
Oh and on the subject of football.....
Gerrard Houliers new striker
Gerrard Houlier was looking to sign some new players to help Liverpools title push, so he sent his chief scout to Afghanistan to search for some new talent. Sure enough, the scout finds an outstanding 18 year old striker and immediately signs him on a 3 year deal. On getting back to England, Gerrard takes one look at him in training and immediately puts him in the starting line up for the big home game against Arsenal. The new lad is fantastic, he scores a hat trick and creates four more as Liverpool romp it 7-0. Ecstatic after the game the lad phones his mum to tell her the good news.
"Mum" he says "I've just made my debut and had a great game. The team loves me, the fans love me and the press loves me. Life is great!"
"Well," says his mum "I'm glad life is great for you. Shall I tell you what happened to us today?. Your Dad's been murdered in the street, your sister and I were raped and beaten in broad daylight, and your brother's joined a viscious gang of killers".
"Mum, I don't know what to say. I'm so sorry"
"Sorry?", She yells down the phone, "You're f***ing sorry? It's YOUR f***ing fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!!"
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But for the rest of us ENGLISH and IRISH football supporters here's a quick guide to some useful Korean phrases that may come in handy over the coming few weeks.
1) That's not right.......................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive......Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.........................Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man............................Dum Gai
5) Small Horse...........................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach.............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table...........Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift..........Chin Tu Fat
9) It's Very dark in here................Wao So Dim
10) I Thought you were on a diet.......Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great....................................Fa Kin Su Pah
Oh and on the subject of football.....
Gerrard Houliers new striker
Gerrard Houlier was looking to sign some new players to help Liverpools title push, so he sent his chief scout to Afghanistan to search for some new talent. Sure enough, the scout finds an outstanding 18 year old striker and immediately signs him on a 3 year deal. On getting back to England, Gerrard takes one look at him in training and immediately puts him in the starting line up for the big home game against Arsenal. The new lad is fantastic, he scores a hat trick and creates four more as Liverpool romp it 7-0. Ecstatic after the game the lad phones his mum to tell her the good news.
"Mum" he says "I've just made my debut and had a great game. The team loves me, the fans love me and the press loves me. Life is great!"
"Well," says his mum "I'm glad life is great for you. Shall I tell you what happened to us today?. Your Dad's been murdered in the street, your sister and I were raped and beaten in broad daylight, and your brother's joined a viscious gang of killers".
"Mum, I don't know what to say. I'm so sorry"
"Sorry?", She yells down the phone, "You're f***ing sorry? It's YOUR f***ing fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!!"
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