Friday Funny! - Hopefully!!

[ToMo]

Condominiuns!

Imagine if all major brands started making their own condoms and
keeping the same tagline............

Sainsburys Condoms - making life taste better
Tescos Condoms - every little helps
AA Condoms - To our members, we're the 4th emergency service!
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30
minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
Pepperoni condoms - its a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

TôMö

 

[claymore]

Which?

Which ones make the best water bombs though?

 

[boatone]

Now THATs clever............

TonyR
boatone@boatsontheweb.com

 

[BarryH]

Me thinks, your a sick man! made me larf, and the girls in the office liked it (well one of 'em did)

 

[paulineb]

Excellent - I've printed this just in case it gets Kimerized.

Pauline B

 

[byron]

You forgot Volvo Condoms - Sure to break down and tres cher

ô¿ô
www.education-jobs.co.uk
www.alexander-advertising.co.uk

 

[tripleace]

very good,

and the duracell condoms that keep going and going and going

 

[jfm]

Excellent. Since not been Kimerised I'll take this opportunity to remind you of the things you can get away with saying on Christmas day but not any other time of year:

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in? .
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

 

[Piers]

Crunchie - it's that Friday feeling

Piers du Pre
MBM Cruising Club enthusiast
www.dupre.co.uk

 

[ArthurWood]

Re:jfm- that is funny.NM

,