Friday Funnies

[Andrew_Fanner]

Following an argument about who was most important to the ship, a captain and his chief engineer decided to swap places to find out.
After a few hours, the captain emerged from the engine room covered in oil and confronted the engineer on the bridge.
“Chief,” he yelled, wildly waving a spanner, “you’ll have to go down below. I can’t make her go.
“Of course you can’t,” replied the engineer. “She’s aground”.

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With the storm raging, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, Does anyone here know how to pray ?”
One man stepped forward. “Yes, Captain, I pray a lot.”
“Good,” said the captain. “You pray while the rest of us put on the life jackets. We’re one short.”



<hr width=100% size=1>Two beers please, my friend is paying.

 

[Moose]

" Oh God, not again " the captain said as the steward brought out boiled potates and placed them on the table.
At the end of the meal the Captain marched into to confront the asian Chief Steward.
" Boiled potates again, how many times have I asked for different types of potatoes, every day its boiled potatoes. Please, tomorrow, I want to see a different type of potatoe dish on the table "
Tomorrow duly arrives, the steward enters carrying..................boiled potatoes!!!! " Right thats it ", shouts the Captain and storms off after the Chief Steward.
" What did I tell you " the Captain bawled.
" But Captain , come ", replied the steward grabbing the captains arm and draging him into the vegetable cold room
" Look!! ", he exclaimed, pointing at the mound of potatoes, " We only have one TYPE of potatoe "

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[itsonlymoney]

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<hr width=100% size=1>Play the best game you can with the cards you've been dealt ! ! !