robp
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These apparently, genuinely appeared in Irish and Scottish papers under Lonely Hearts.
Before I get jumped all over by our not inconsiderable Celtic contingent, my mother assured me that not too far back, we eminated from Wicklow! I do like to think though that the last one (ad that is) could have been from Surbiton!
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in pints, fags, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting scraps on Patrick Street at three in the morning. Box .......
Ginger-haired Glaswegian troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more. Box.........
Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential. Box .........
Chartered Accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions. References required. No time- wasters. Box ..........
Poetic eh?
Before I get jumped all over by our not inconsiderable Celtic contingent, my mother assured me that not too far back, we eminated from Wicklow! I do like to think though that the last one (ad that is) could have been from Surbiton!
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in pints, fags, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting scraps on Patrick Street at three in the morning. Box .......
Ginger-haired Glaswegian troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more. Box.........
Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential. Box .........
Chartered Accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions. References required. No time- wasters. Box ..........
Poetic eh?
