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[Dyflin]

 

[Gin]

You could have told me the outhaul is done by a rope thingy from the cockpit!!!!

 

[pendlecats]

Well. Do you agree to wash up yet?

 

[Lakesailor]

oooh! oooh! pull the middle one again!

 

[Poignard]

"When you've finished polishing the boom you can start on the mast"

 

[colvic987]

Dad, what do you mean, 'you don't want any grandchildren'.

 

[aquaplane]

Tell me again, what happens if we jibe?

 

[phatcat1]

When Mary was invited to a Swingers party on a yacht, it turned out to be slighty dissapointing!

 

[phatcat1]

Do you come this way often?

 

[tmh900]

Corporate sailing day skippers tip #20

If you take the local Weighwatchers group out, be careful not to ask them all to sit on the windard rail at the same time...but if this cannot be avoided, make sure the first mate knows what needs to be done to get the boat moving.

 

[andymcp]

When Bob had said there was an unusual vibration in the boom under sail, this wasn't quite the reaction he had expected from the crew.....

 

[jhr]

"See? We don't need a washing machine on board after all".

 

[Danny Jo]

Louise discovers that the climb-on-the-boom routine won't refloat a bilge-keeler

 

[Evadne]

I say Tarquin, am I really only six inches from the gooseneck?

 

[Iota]

better than horse riding

 

[tokenjam]

Surely that's a broad reach!

 

[sarabande]

I see there's a boom in extreme sailing pictures...

 

[Lawsy]

Ryanair demo the seating plans for their new RyanairMaritime cross-channel service.

 

[catmandoo]

I can't wait for the Skipper to return to the sheets

 

[Clyde_Wanderer]

Honey you said if we got a boat "we could just live on the fruits of love", Well I'm just about to warm your dinner for you, would you like ketchup with it?