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[BlueSkyNick]

Whilst flicking across the channels looking for something to watch on a boring Friday evening, I once again realised how many channels on Sky are for specific subjects. This made me wonder if we could have a Scuttlebutt channel. We could copy programmes which have been popular in the past, using forumites as the lead players or presenters to keep the costs down.

Here’s a few examples:

Jimi ‘ ll Fix It !! …. Probably more of a case if it wasn’t broken before, then it soon will be.

Question Tome …. Where the audience get to ask questions to a panel of experts … and cross dressers.

In SICKNESS and in Health – starring Stugeron Steve as the ideal remedy.

The Politics Show – Fronted by ParaHandy as being a well known independent who keeps his own views to himself.

Robin’s Nest – Too long ago to remember, but I am sure nookie points came into it somewhere

NigelBites - we'll need at least one cookery programme

Changing Brooms – one of those rapid renovation programmes, particularly for power boaters.

JaneyKcam – for late night adult entertainment.

We could also include contributions from our foreign correspondents, such as France, New Zealand, Australia, and the Cape Verde islands.

Must be plenty more …….

All applicants wishing to appear in front of camera must supply a CV of no more than 15 words, accompanied by a photograph.


<hr width=100% size=1>It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

 

[jimi]

BrianJ .. Question of Sport
BigNick .. Dartmoor Revisited
TCM .. as Patrick Moore in Sky at Night

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[Twister_Ken]

Must be room for a reprise of that tartan folk singing show with Jimi McShand, Twister Kenneth McCulloch and Claymore & Parahandy doing that song 'Messing about on the River'

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[jimi]

Nah
got to be
Stormy Monday with Tome on guitar and Claysie on Sax

or

Too much alcohol
enacted by me .. inspired by the late great Rory Gallagher

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[jimi]

Mud wrestling Babes ... Kristal & Mirelle

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[waverider]

Who'll be 'Dell Boy' & 'Rodders', starring in: ''Only Fools and Boats' then?..........I'm sure that could create some gut busting comedy!........

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[MainlySteam]

"Tacky Encounters"
"Fairies up your ar.." aahh ah oops, better not say that one.

John

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[Gunfleet]

Ch5 could do Topless Mooring, BBC 1 could do Mooring Makeover. BBC2 will do Newsnight Review of Mooring Techniques and ITV will do Corry and The Bill because their advertisers don't want anything else. Cynical, moi?

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[waverider]

Or our own version of the film 'The Day After Tomorrow' where as instead of a freighter being washed up on the high street it could be a 'Wightlink' ferry being washed ashore at Fratton Junction!

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[waverider]

HeHe.....a couple of soaps too 'Bow Enders' & 'Chandlers Street'

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[oldharry]

Oh NO...., the thought of being chased up the M27 by Wightlinks' St Faith....

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[StugeronSteve]

You could make a cracking fly on the wall docusoap following the everyday happenings in a busy Solent marina.

Changing Brooms might appeal to the mobos, but we could have Changing Booms.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[BlueSkyNick]

I was also thinking that we should find an expert in tides to be Head of Current Affairs !

<hr width=100% size=1>It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

 

[StugeronSteve]

Mike Martin for Head of Broadcasting.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[StugeronSteve]

Re: Pot Black

A show where contestants have to sail up and down main navigational routes with the object of getting fouled on as many poorly marked lobster pots as is possible in 45mins. We will need a cheeky presenter (jimi?), with an old pro (JJ?) on hand to give demos of trick foulings.



<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[StugeronSteve]

Re: 999, Emergency, Blues and Twos and....

... all that b****x.

Show which follows a busy Lifeboat crew around as they fight to cut game show contestants free from lobster pots.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[StugeronSteve]

Re: All Wight on the Night. aka Ticket to Ryde.

SB's own answer to Graham Norden (TK?) shows viewers clips of hair raising close encounters with Wightlink ferries.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[tome]

Re: All Wight on the Night. aka Ticket to Ryde.

A Question of Ports where an invited panel have to guess which location is being described from a brief interview with a lady of the night, and a few glimpses of some obscure features.

Z Spars - a pacy sitcom featuring police boats in pursuit

Crewsnight - analysis of the days major events with interviews of key players (Wightlink has nobody available)

Slop Chest Special - a more racy insight into crew behaviour featuring gender change (definitely after the 9pm watershed)

Top Gear - destructive testing of boats and equipment with JJ doing high speed keel adhesion testing on the Brambles



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[StugeronSteve]

Re:and a few glimpses of some obscure features.

Does this refer to certain parts of the ladies, or the ports.

Wonder if anyone will fail to recognize the hairy Gosport scrubber?

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[Twister_Ken]

Soap Operas:

East Fenders
Coronation Cleat
Home and Aweigh

Children's Programmes
The Wombles - starring Benny, Jenny and Uncle Bavaria
The Teletubbies - starring Big Nick, Big Les and Twister Ken. We're all effing La La)




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