Forum Burgee advice

[Kawasaki]

Clever NO 1 Daughter found the Forum and bought me a Burgee for Christmas. Now She says I need the following advice 1, can I hoist it (only posted 40 something times) is there a minimum required . 2, do I need to install optics 3 Is there a optimum bar stock level.4, Will it enhance my standing in society.5, Do I need to "dip" when passing more senior posters, 6 How do I identify more senior posters.7, Will it help me gain admission to a Royal Yacht club or a Masonic order.8 Will it last till next Christmas 9 Will it turn me into a more tolerant parent ?Smart a***se kids! Happy 2005 every one /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Viking]

Dipped only when the Welsh National anthems played, after, independance.!!

 

[lanason]

Those with over 1000 posts have the number sewn on the Burgee. i.e. 1000, 2000, 3000, 4000 even 5000 !!!!!

Thats the clue to licking boots /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[oldgit]

Re:Here be Dragons. advice

Erm,just remind us.This Wales place,is that near Chichester or closer to the Hamble. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Geoffs]

Re:Here be Dragons. advice

It doesn't exist, look at the map published by the EU, there is no Wales place shown anywhere.

 

[hlb]

Well that might have been true once. I even have a

<font color="red">Mucky Farter 5000 </font>

One. But at 8000 it's getting a bit rediculass. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[BarryH]

I gave up flying it. It cost me too much in beer.

 

[duncan]

welcome to the forum flyers.

BarryH did take the 'have a beer' a little too far on occasions; and had damm good beer too........ /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif.......but in general it's about meeting other people who have an interest in boats - which doesn't apparently cover all the people in boats !

 

[Kawasaki]

Reference " BEER" just cracked a bottle of Badger Golden Champion 5% NICE,brewed in Dorset where,s that?Glad Wales ain,t on the map should keep the bar bill under control. Reference dipping burgee whilst getting past by raggie BAH HUMBUG! 5000 + Posts! Arglwydd ! (translates to ," Crickey old boy" in English) I bow down to your superior time management or total sloth, anyway it,s good by ere isn,t it. We,ll keep a welcome in the hillside etc etc, Except Pwllheli it seems shame by there look you. Going to get into another Badger now thats the BEER before you lot start.

 

[BarryH]

Dorset is the place proper BEER comes from. Also worth a try from Badger is Golden Glory, Tangle Foot. For a more mature ale go for Wynchwood Circle Master organic or for more bite Fiddlers Elbow or Hobgoblin.......as for "wheres Doeset"....its the centre of the boating universe and home of Studland Wrecked.

 

[Kawasaki]

Yeh tried Fiddlers Elbow VERY NICE, 2 Badgers down going to sample Fuller's E.S.B 5.9% NEXT. Finished my Laphroaig last night have to slumb it on Teachers after that. Then pratice on the Banjo my other Christmas present! Struddled n Wrecked? I think I might be CHEERS for now.