Fishy Story

[CharlieAlpha]

Text taken from a YBW email sent today

Skipper to blame for fishing boat sinking

Fishing boat kipper at fault after being distracted by mobile phone call while changing vessel's course.

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[fisherman]

Well at least it wasn't a leisure bloater...

 

[blueglass]

the mobile phone theory is just a red herring

 

[Eyore]

Skipper to blame for fishing boat sinking

Fishing boat kipper at fault after being distracted by mobile phone call while changing vessel's course.

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Who are they codding?

 

[fisherman]

Bile of pollacks

 

[Switch]

talk about the wrong 'plaice' at the wrong time

 

[blueglass]

you can see why he floundered

 

[Nick_H]

I think he was being a bit shellfish

 

[blueglass]

eel not do it again!

 

[SEARANGER ANCASTER]

Oh my Cod , Was he the Sole culprit ?

 

[SEARANGER ANCASTER]

at least Salmon else didnt get the blame

 

[blueglass]

hope by now he's seen the whiting on the wall

 

[blueglass]

sorry to mussel in but aren't these comments getting a bit crabby?

 

[SEARANGER ANCASTER]

sorry to mussel in but aren't these comments getting a bit crabby?

yes , I have haddock with it all

 

[blueglass]

we wouldn't want to make anenome of him.

OK I'll get me coat

 

[Floating Preferably]

Somebody will be demanding a public herring, which will have reporters dabbing their eyes.

 

[Nick_H]

Such a shame, it was his lifelong Bream to own a boat

 

[Switch]

Don't tell him Pike...

 

[fisherman]

Don't tell him Pike...

Brill!

 

[blueglass]

Brill!

I can see your a dab hand at this