First Boat Breathalysed !!



The Water Police saw a Racing Sailboat weaving all over the fairway and motored alongside. An Officer boarded the yacht and found a crew of 7 lads and a nice-looking woman at the wheel. There was a strong smell of alchohol on her breath.

He said, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.'

She blew into the gadget and he took it back to the Police Boat. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her yacht and said, 'It looks like you've had several stiff ones.'

Horified she gasped 'You mean it shows that, too?'

Ha Ha

Dave S