ParaHandy
Active member
auditing my food expenditure for the year to date, i conclude that i have fed 24 people at an average cost of £2.56 per head per meal. this is obviously excessive or the grub is far too pukka. removing several trawler pies reduces the expenditure to an average of £1.56 (smoked haddock is terribly expensive) but fish is good for the brain so can't do without that.
however, i refuse to do without my breakfast pigs-in-blankets which would further reduce expenditure by another 10% but i could ration the greedy gits to only two p's-in-b each which would save even more ...
to ensure good health of my crews, i also chucked out my frying pan last december and always have fresh fruit ... the only junk food is kit-kat bars which only i know where they are ...
is this litany of good taste worthy of Mr Blair's attention and can you feed your crew at a cost of £0.50 each? i crewed on a boat (many years ago) where the skipper thought cans of baked beans which included pork sausages was a treat and that would have cost less than 50p per head ....
however, i refuse to do without my breakfast pigs-in-blankets which would further reduce expenditure by another 10% but i could ration the greedy gits to only two p's-in-b each which would save even more ...
to ensure good health of my crews, i also chucked out my frying pan last december and always have fresh fruit ... the only junk food is kit-kat bars which only i know where they are ...
is this litany of good taste worthy of Mr Blair's attention and can you feed your crew at a cost of £0.50 each? i crewed on a boat (many years ago) where the skipper thought cans of baked beans which included pork sausages was a treat and that would have cost less than 50p per head ....
