jimi
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IMHO this forum should have one, I nominate Fatipa cos he looks just like father Christmas and makes a wonderful plum duff
Father Figures and Elder Statesmen
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Thought that is what Kim's job was?
jimi
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Nah, I see her more as a sort of Mumsie figure
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You can only say that because he is the only person in the world that is shorter than you!
jimi
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I'm not short .. just thick so that makes me look shortish
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Disagree. Claymore is not thick and he looks as short as you do.
jimi
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He's really dense though which is why the perception is that I'm thicker than he is!
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Yeh, but what is your displacement?
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LittleShip
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"""Yeh, but what is your displacement?"""
Don't start that again it's only Monday.
Don't start that again it's only Monday.
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Brian, me thinks dat you would make an excellent politician because of your ability to turn a deaf ear to us commoners.
Fatipa for President!
Fatipa for President!
jimi
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I actually see myself more as an international alternative sex symbol .. were I to stand the woman populace would undoubtedly want me in ..
powerskipper
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pardon, don't think I read this right, were are my glasses .
there they are,........................... /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
LOL /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
there they are,........................... /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
LOL /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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janeK
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'were I to stand the woman populace would undoubtedly want me in .. '
what through the cat flap ...........maybe???????
what through the cat flap ...........maybe???????
StugeronSteve
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If I were you I wouldn't brag too much about something you can only manage to do once a year according to my source.
[/ QUOTE ] Emergencies excepted he should only need to perform once in every four years.
If I were you I wouldn't brag too much about something you can only manage to do once a year according to my source.
[/ QUOTE ] Emergencies excepted he should only need to perform once in every four years.
jimi
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Catflap
... erm is that what you call it? ... learn sumfinhk new everyday!
... erm is that what you call it? ... learn sumfinhk new everyday!
tome
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Re: Catflap
That's a new one on me too Jimi!!!
That's a new one on me too Jimi!!!
StugeronSteve
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Re: Catflap
According to Blackadder, the baby eating Bishop of Bath and Wells used to punish his late paying debtors with a red hot poker up the cat flap!
According to Blackadder, the baby eating Bishop of Bath and Wells used to punish his late paying debtors with a red hot poker up the cat flap!
claymore
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I have an alternator management system so I can't be that dense and anyway - if you lined the pair of us up, back to back, facing each other an innocent bystander would say "That one looks the thickest to me" - so there you go