Fan letter to paulineb

[Guest]

Hi Pauline.

There's a new thread on Reader to Reader about Lady Skippers that is just crying out for a response from you. I'm sure that you are too delicate a flower to be a skipper yourself ;-) but I bet you have an answer.

PS I wonder how many more fans you have on the forum.

 

[longjohnsilver]

This is of course completely anonymous so I can admit to being one.

Anon.

 

[Guest]

Mrs.B has been unusually quiet on this thread. Wonder if Mr.B has anything to do with that?

 

[Guest]

It's probably only temporary. The reason is explained in her last post 'Friday night on land'. She'll probably return shortly feeling totally refreshed and ready to blast us.

PS Are you a fan?

 

[Guest]

How can anybody not be a fan of paulineb? I reckon from her photo she could have been a pop star if MrB hadn't held her back. She looks great to me, but then I'm a bit of a perve anyway.

Perhaps we could persuade her to go on Stars in their Eyes. Tonight Matthew in gonna be........?

 

[Guest]

Aah, but that photograph was probably taken when she was sweet sixteen. Ouch! I'll probably be in for it now.

 

[oldgit]

I did not realise phography had been around that long.
This post by somebody else definately not old git.

 

[ChrisP]

Be afraid oh very afraid

Remember this was the weekend that Pauline exacted her revenge on Mr B.
Forcing him to attend a family weding aniversary rather than going to the boat. How much punishment can one mere mortal take. His crime I hear you ask. Crossing the channel when there were a few small wavelets about.

 

[BarryD]

Thumbs up for Pauline!

 

[paulineb]

I wouldn't dream of being the skipper on our boat. MrB does sod all else, so if I took over the helm he'd become completely moribund - apart from his duties in the front cabin.

Of course, that's not to say I couldn't take over the helm if I needed to - but then that goes without saying doesn't it.

.... and also can I say I'm completely underwhelmed by some of the insults I've received in this thread. Come on guys, you know you can do better than that - but don't go over the top cos remember, I know where your seacocks are !!! ;-)

Pauline B

 

[ChrisP]

You seem to have overlooked his time spent in the galley (that place you have yet to discover) and behind the bar prepairing Tripple Orgasms for your indulgance. I understand that Mr B gave up all hope of you assisting with the passage making when you asked if you could hang your handbag on the lever thingys beside the steering wotsit. Best you stick with the knitting needles and the kittens.

 

[paulineb]

OK Chrispy. That's it. I'm going to have to tell Ugly Celia that you have the hots for her you bast**d. Bloody kittens indeed. Who do you think does all the passage plans on the laptop, downloads them onto all the navvy stuff on the boat while Mr B is in the galley making the most delicious creations - and his triple orgasms are fantastic, although the last time I had one, 2 were dud !

Pauline B

 

[ChrisP]

Actually I thought I'd done most of it last time out.

 

[paulineb]

Didn't Len Fairclough get in a lot of trouble for that ?

Pauline B

 

[BarryD]

Whoosh, well I say! How on earth would I know? I'm only ever allowed to watch EE and then at the 22:00 repeat - most times have to be forced / bribed with Whisky otherwise I would slope off and log-on.

 

[Guest]

I note that very few have admitted to being a fan of paulineb, but notice the number of responses to her posts. If she tried really hard, I bet she could jam up the forum.

 

[paulineb]

I don't make jam, I leave that to the Stepford chapter of the W.I.

Pxx