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[byron]

<font color=blue>As 'Embedded' is the fashionable word these days, I sit embedded in my chair, with a fag embedded in my mouth, taking a slurp of coffee that is embedded in a mug and about to scream OUCH! as Eileen slams the desk drawer on my Willy embedding it there.

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[david_e]

Who is Eileen and what is it doing out in weather like this?

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[byron]

<font color=blue>Eileen is a reincarnated Gruppenfuhrer of the Geheim Geststats Polizie (GESTAPO). She weighs 18 stone has a huge wart on her nose with a hair growing out of it which she carefully waxes and grooms. Her hobbies include biting the heads off baby bunnies, swiping sweeties off little kids and ill treating me.

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[qsiv]

I didnt realise my mother in law had two daughters

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[Guest]

Has she got twin sisters I know a good pantomime she could appear in.She sounds quite delightful.

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[paulineb]

Don't take any notice of Byron - Eileen is a delightful and beautiful lady.

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[Guest]

I had an ex. wife just as well groomed and I would try to coax her gently from behind and whisper in her sweet waxed filled ear "If I had a face like yours I would teach my ahhh rs to talk.

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[milltech]

umm, I have often wondered if she has access to a computer!

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[byron]

<font color=blue>Mein Gott! Eileen and a computer? More likely to find Saadam standing for the U.S. Senate.

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