Dress code

[Twister_Ken]

Gentlemen, please!

I know it's unbritishly warm but wandering around marinas topless is not seemly. I've seen enough manboobs, beer guts, hairy backs and builder's cleavages today to last me a lifetime.

 

[robmcg]

No budgie smugglers? Surely the worst offence

 

[stevebrassett]

No budgie smugglers? Surely the worst offence

I raise you mankinis.

 

[Tranona]

Can we have a report on the tattoos please?

 

[Lakesailor]

Gentlemen, please!

I know it's unbritishly warm but wandering around marinas topless is not seemly. I've seen enough manboobs, beer guts, hairy backs and builder's cleavages today to last me a lifetime.

I wholly agree. Bowness has acres of unseemly flesh wobbling, pinkly, about. It makes me want to throw up.

 

[jimbaerselman]

Do any red trousers shed their shirts?

And if so, where do they wear their ties?

 

[nigelmercier]

I raise you mankinis.

When I flew out to the Canary Islands last month there was group of young men going to a stag party. They all had matching clothes, except the groom to be: he was wearing a pink mankini, water wings, and a rubber ring. Told him he was very brave, he replied that he had no choice, they hid his clothes.

 

[chinita]

Do any red trousers shed their shirts?

And if so, where do they wear their ties?

Good Lord no!

They don't even shed their coats.

(note: not 'Jackets'. 'Jackets' are worn by potatoes).

 

[macd]

Good Lord no!

They don't even shed their coats.

(note: not 'Jackets'. 'Jackets' are worn by potatoes).

...potatoes being the pink lumpy things the OP is complaining about?

 

[Robert Wilson]

Gentlemen, please!

I know it's unbritishly warm but wandering around marinas topless is not seemly. I've seen enough manboobs, beer guts, hairy backs and builder's cleavages today to last me a lifetime.

I think you are being incredibly sexist, sir! What about the wimin who display themselves thus; ok, not the topless MBs bit.

 

[Lakesailor]

What is this "sexist" word? Are you of non-British origin?

 

[prv]

I wholly agree. Bowness has acres of unseemly flesh wobbling, pinkly, about. It makes me want to throw up.

We already have the mankini, but perhaps Lakesailor Industries could branch out in the opposite direction with the manburka?

Pete

 

[Lakesailor]

We used to have a web-shop selling leather and pvc.....

and custom-made body suits (very popular with Japanese men)

 

[capnsensible]

I wholly agree. Bowness has acres of unseemly flesh wobbling, pinkly, about. It makes me want to throw up.

Stand AWAY from the mirror, Sir.

 

[Lakesailor]

Not guilty.

 

[BigJoe]

And what's wrong with tattoos?

Can we have a report on the tattoos please?

 

[KevO]

 

[SimonFa]

Sorry:distress:, but on Friday I had to change the pump in the heads and stripped to shorts because it was sweltering in there. I needed to pop up to the cockpit for a breather and fresh air. It was only 5 minutes and I promise not to do it again :angel:.

 

[Lakesailor]

We already have the mankini, but perhaps Lakesailor Industries could branch out in the opposite direction with the manburka?

Pete

Actually. That idea has legs. Cool in the hottest of weather.

 

[burgundyben]

Good Lord no!

There was a Lord (RYS Member too) walking along one pontoon shirtless this weekend.