DrAlex solves mystery - v boaty

[Gunfleet]

You've probably all wondered from time to time why it takes so bloody long to see a doctor, unless of course you are willing to stump up the spondulicks. Dr Alex's regular posts on here explain why... he and Cutter are merely the advance guard of a sailing obsessed medical establishment. FWIW other medical types on here include TCM (psychiatrist) Jimi (proctologist) Tome (Romanian phlebologist) TK (Ear, Nose, Missus Frankie Howard specialist), IanGrant (Urologist), Stingo (tropical diseases) and Kim, general consultant. Nurse Powerskipper Julie is available for particularily tricky follow up care and Weekend Julie (someone else entirely) does home visits.

 

[tome]

I'm not in that vein

 

[dralex]

Mmmm- how do you know I'm not making it up? I'm actually claiming thousands in state benefits every year and don't really work, but feel society should support my sailing habit. I've got a cheque coming through next week from a little old lady who I sued because I stubbed my toe on her wall. You don't have to work to make money.

 

[Gunfleet]

That's true. Er, or is it?