Donald Trump blocked my heads

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mdonnelly

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Got a roll of novelty Donald Trump toilet roll for Christmas. Used it today and as it passed through the Jabsco I realised all was not well. Really should have guessed something wasn't right when I tore it. Was a lot firmer than ordinary roll. Anyway, 2 hours and 3 towels later it's sorted. Back to Andrex!!
 
I guess the paper was selected more for its printing quality than for its apparent purpose - more needed with all that Trump does for one's digestion... Never mind Andrex, the best for use through the heads is the kind every employer puts in the staff facilities; small, cheap and disintegrates before the job's done (now wash your hands!).

Rob.
 
mdonnelly said:
Got a roll of novelty Donald Trump toilet roll for Christmas. Used it today and as it passed through the Jabsco I realised all was not well. Really should have guessed something wasn't right when I tore it. Was a lot firmer than ordinary roll. Anyway, 2 hours and 3 towels later it's sorted. Back to Andrex!!
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I am wondering if the above should read "It was a lot thicker than normal".

I am a little surprised in one way as Trump is so slippy and slimey I would have thought nothing would stick. Although he is so abrasive that serious damage could be done to the Trump your orifice.

That stuff needs handling with care and serious hand washing after being in contact with the Trump stuff.
 
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