Twister_Ken
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I''ve tried wiping his memory, but I think he's picked up a virus. What's more he won't byte.
Dog runs like a laptop - any advice?
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clouty
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You could try re-booting him
alahol2
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He may just be on paws...
OGITD
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Guaranteed to make it run!
Connect its main lead to a tow-bar and drive at a constant 20mph……I guarantee it will run quite well.
Also after bringing it up to speed (20 mph) for 10 minutes apply several re-boots and it will definitely BYTE!!!!!
Connect its main lead to a tow-bar and drive at a constant 20mph……I guarantee it will run quite well.
Also after bringing it up to speed (20 mph) for 10 minutes apply several re-boots and it will definitely BYTE!!!!!
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sarabande
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Best to ignaw him or it will lead you into trouble.
aslabend
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could be what you're feeding him as in the old computing maxim
**** in = **** out.
**** in = **** out.
aslabend
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curse the swearword checker, you can't even quote wisdom now days!
Twister_Ken
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Would it help if I renamed him 'Apple'?
clouty
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How do you spell 'garbage' with just four stars?
jdc
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Have you though to ask the Kernal Club for advice?
Twister_Ken
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Did I mention he's a lapdog?
oldharry
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He's been at the dustbins again. Full of garbage. 'Rubbish in - rubbish out'
Either that, or someone hit his ESC button.
Either that, or someone hit his ESC button.
aslabend
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It may have been garbage in your language but we programmed in Cobol so it was definitely ****.
Wunja
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It may have been garbage in your language but we programmed in Cobol so it was definitely ****.
There is nothing wrong with COBOL, so long as no one used the ALTER verb.