Does my bum look big in this?

[Sgeir]

 

[longjohnsadler]

I think it looks the right size.
It's just that the rest of him looks on the small side..

 

[Sgeir]

His Omniscience seems to think it's "pert".

 

[longjohnsadler]

Ay and he thinks his spinnaker is green...

It's all pert and percel of a bigger delusion....

 

[Searush]

What is he doing to the back of that caravan?

 

[machurley22]

Did ye no' follow Sgeir's link? He was "jiggling" with a "deckbrush" - apparently.

 

[Cornishman]

EEEEEnormous

 

[charliespan]

Like the one pictured, I find having a large bum
is an essential counterbalance when leaning out from a pontoon.

 

[chrishelen]

Perhaps hes trying to get it out of the water.

 

[PeteCooper]

Many many years ago I worked in various telephone exchanges. One of my female colleagues said to one of my male colleagues 'You've got a big bum' to which he replied 'If you've got a big nail you need a big hammer'. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[BlueSkyNick]

Careful ..... before long, somebody will be saying he should be wearing a Life Jacket !! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Sgeir]

Fire safety equipment

OK, we'll pass on the life jacket, but his drawers could be useful in an emergency.

 

[Gunfleet]

spelling mistake

"I'm taking it all in my stride and it's quite a funny start to the New Year."

Surely 'strides'?

 

[bilbobaggins]

As ma gran'faither in Maryhill used tae say - "It's great whit ye see when ye've no goat yer gun!"

/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[JKay]

I know who that is its........................."Mr Hugh Jarse" /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Cheers Joe

 

[claymore]

Brave....foolish, but brave.