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[Chi Man]

Boats and outboards email update had couple of very cheap boats, targa 30 £11,000 and Conam 46 £12,000. Just testing the authenticity and Reply to my enquiry about the Targa "Boat price £11,000.The boat is in perfect condition, no damages, no hidden scratches, bents, cracks. The hull is clean.The maintenance is up to date.I'm an oceanographer and I'm on sea at this moment, so I left the boat at the shipping company, Do the reason of my job I travel a lot and I want to make this deal through a shipping company so both of us(seller and buyer) will be 100% insured and protected by them.If you are interested please email me back so we can discuss further."

yeah right....my ar"e

 

[oldgit]

Nearly as good as the offer to buy my boat (unseen) while paying with PayPal.
Apparently it was going to be a surprise present for someone.
Chap was very apologetic, he was serving in the military and would be unable to come and see the boat.....................