Our disgusting mutt disgraced himself at Bucklers Hard once by cocking his leg over a young woman lying on the grass outside the Master Builder pub. Luckily she was Dutch so we explained thats how British dogs normally welcomed foreigners. Needless to say I invited her on board and helped her change her T shirt
my dalmatian used to find the biggest rock he could carry and bring it back to the boat. Moored up in Yarmouth harbour I found one of these rocks in the cockpit and threw it over the side. Unfortunately the dog saw me do it and launched himself off the boat and started swimming round the fairway to see if the rock was floating in the water. A cruiser coming down the fairway had to hit reverse to avoid him and ended up colliding with the boat behind. How they laughed as they climbed into the liferaft.