Dinghy Stories.

hlb

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Now, when you all sitting comfortable, then I'll begin.

With apreciation to Long John Underpants and Parrot. Without whom. All this would not have been possible.

Once upon a time, long long ago, I bought a Princess 33. It was a lovely boat and even had a fly bridge. It also had davits on the back. But no Dinghy.

It became evident that life as we new it could not go on without a tender.
Having said that and having just bought the boat, radar, new radio, GPS. Fenders ropes and the usual whatever.
The pocket was feeling quite frail!

Now I'd looked at the avon thingys, but they were quite expencive at the time, with no other real competitors.

Now time past by quite sereanly till one day we are moored up in Portmadock N Wales. We're walking down the quay, taking in the scenery, when low and behold, we come across a guy making small fiberglass dinghys. Well I thought. That will look alot prittier sat on the back, than a grey rubber thing, and its less than half the price as well. So instructs him to put davit mount rings on it and picks it up the next day.
Now all goes quite well for the next few months, except for plenty of bruises and sore ankles. Stability was a bit of a wory as well. But sat on the davits. I was very proud of it. All looked just like a gentlemans yacht.
Now through the summer I must admit that a few of my mates who came down to the boat had made quite unkind comments about the tender, but anyway we all got by untill the following Febuary.

Now it was one of those wonderfull sunny winter days, very cold but no wind. So off we goes around the coast of Wales till we come to the little village of Aberdaron. So we anchors in the bay and sets off in the tender for the pub. Now as we get closer to the beach we can see that the rollers are quite big as they get near to the beach. So try to judge them and get in before the next one. Needless to say we nearly made it. When over the transome comes this enormous wave and the tender sunk there and then. Both me and Tuts are still sat down, I haven't even stopped rowing! The tenders glued to the bottom and were sat there with water up to our chests. Eventualy we clamber out, looking complete pratts to the onlookers. Tries to retrieve the dinghy but it wont move with the ton of water in it. The more we bailed out, the faster the waves filled it. Some how we got it up the beach, and went to the pub for dinner, pissed wet through, Febuary, cold and shivering. Ahh but its winter and so pub not doing food, so its a pint of beer and crisps in between shivers. So we sold it and bought an Avon!!!


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And she still goes boating with you then, what a woman you lucky man, wish mine was the same!, which reminds me of the days when a boat on the south coast was just a twitch in my pants.

Picture the scene, Christchuch, the river can,t remember what it's called where the two split before Priory, launches old Zodiac looked like ex army job, put on 4 hp volvo penta, yes they did make outboards as well now in the local museum I think. Sets of down river to mudeford, all going well for a bit untill sort of valve thing flies out over the side, now listing a bit and getting wet, kids ready to jump out on to passing trip boat whilst captain halfstood up trying to press footpump nozzle into hole and pump at the same time!, gets some air into it, turns around a heads for the slipway, tries to get closer so not to hit superb outboard on bottom, say to wife step out now dear to take rope and land, so she does but it,s still 5 feet deep so she gets it! then i do from her,wraps it all up into car, never used it again, ah the dreams of boating eh.

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In 1972 I bought an inflatable, moored at Hayling Island and went to the pub in the brand new Dinghy. I came out an hour or so later and someone had nicked it.

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My Huntress on river mooring so I had to get a dinghy, bought one out of the local paper, with oars, rollox and anchor, delivered, £30, dead chuffed, sadly, very unstable with me in, dangerous with two, not tried 3, will have bigger dinghy for next year, have some experience with tinker tramp and cant remember name of its bigger sister which would suit me fine, anyone?
 

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The Tinker Tramp is very expensive but it also doubles as a fun sailing dinghy. For pure transportation only just buy a cheapo like a Bombard.

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