Derogatory names for boat makes

[Dave_Snelson]

What derogatory names do you know for different makes of boat - or could you make some up.

e.g.

Binliner = Bayliner
Slumseeker = Sunseeker
Windy...well, I'll let you chaps have a field day with this one.

Any others?

 

[oldgit]

C.mon you lot .....there are a whole bunch of S.........e owners out there just waiting to be offended and have have hissy fit on the forum.
Just d,ont mention the free wire brush and can of WD40 that comes with every Pedro.
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[Blackfeather]

Mariah - Mad-are-ya?

 

[wakeup]

Sealine = Seaslime

Windy = Wendy

 

[Blackfeather]

Crownline - drowntime

 

[FullCircle]

I have a Jeanneau Some Oddity.

 

[Kilter]

A spam-oh!

 

[goochie]

Benny Slow

 

[Kilter]

Barf-hairier

 

[jcmmarine]

I remember when I was berthed on the Thames that Vikings were often refered to as the 'Skodas of the Waterways'.
Now Skodas have improved it probably does not apply.

 

[Andrew_Fanner]

I've heard Princess Boats dscribed as "Ponce's Boats" before now.

 

[ChrisE]

I've heard of powerboats referred to as stinkpots and gin palaces and their owners called 'peeps with a whiff of the aftershave' does this count?

 

[dalex]

.... bendytub
.... scareline

 

[Kawasaki]

Grand Bonks("I should be so lucky)"! Sleazline ,Sealine(lucky lucky lucky)Formicate, Formula(lucky lucky lucky I should be so lucky)"! As that Aussie bird sang. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[tcm]

as a newbie, swmbo + i met a bloke who explained his hatred of "stinkboats" bit swmbo had nevr heard the term and asumed he meant "stickboats" so they got along famously, for a while anyway...

 

[chuckaduck]

what about Binliners ??

 

[ArthurWood]

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what about Binliners ??

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[RogerRat]

Sunseeker = SunSqueaker

Bavaria BMB = WOW /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

[BrendanS]

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Bavaria BMB = WOW

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and if you are trying for the cool sunglasses look, it actually goes like this

 

[oldgit]

A certain poster who may or may not run a sea school in Spain once posted that my Princess 33 had an arse end shaped like a cheap washing up bowl. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif