Deepest apologies

PhilipH

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to John Masefield and all those who have seen this before:

I must go down to the sea again, in a modern high-tech boat, And all I
ask is electric, for comfort while afloat, And alternators, and solar
panels, and generators going, And deep cycle batteries with many amperes flowing.

I must go down to the sea again, to the autopilot's ways,
And all I ask is a GPS, and a radar, and displays,
And a cell phone, and a weatherfax, and a shortwave radio,
And compact disks, computer games and TV videos.

I must go down to the sea again, with a freezer full of steaks, And all
I ask is a microwave, and a blender for milkshakes, And a watermaker,air-conditioner, hot water in the sink, And e-mail and a VHF to see what my buddies think.

I must go down to the sea again, with power-furling sails,
And chart displays of all the seas, and a bullhorn for loud hails, And
motors pulling anchor chains, and push-button sheets, And programs which take full charge of tacking during beats.

I must go down to the sea again, and not leave friends behind, And so
they never get seasick we'll use the web online, And all I ask is an
Internet with satellites over me, And beaming all the data up, my
friends sail virtually.

I must go down to the sea again, record the humpback whales, Compute until I decipher their language and their tales, And learn to sing in harmony, converse beneath the waves, And befriend the gentle giants as my synthesizer plays.

I must go down to the sea again, with RAM in gigabytes,
and teraflops of processing for hobbies that I like,
And software suiting all my wants, seated at my console
And pushing on the buttons which give me complete control.

I must go down to the sea again, my concept seems quite sound, But whenI simulate this boat, some problems I have found. The cost is
astronomical, repairs will never stop, Instead of going sailing, I'll be
shackled to the dock.

I must go down to the sea again, how can I get away?
Must I be locked in low-tech boats until my dying day?
Is there no cure for my complaint, no technologic fix?
Oh, I fear this electric fever is a habit I can't kick.
 
Many thanks for that smile.

I've forwarded that on to a couple of 'compulsive early adopters' who are inches down on their waterlines with all the "absolutely necessary" gizmos they've bought and installed over the winter.

What they've learned of seamanship in the same time can be stored on a 1.44Mb floppy, with room for all the 'M' Notices they've not heard of, and a years' chart corrections, too......

'Luddy Bluddite'



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Re: Deepest apologies - from Spike Milligan

Short and sweet and definitely non-mobo:

I must go down to the sea again,
The lonely sea and the sky.
I left my socks and vest there,
I wonder if they're dry.
 
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