Decleration Of Intent!

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I have been informed by the powers that be. That the good ship Mucky Farter will be embarking from Plymouth sound this weekend. Would all uninvited visitors please leave the vessel before departure and tuther ones get yer arse into gear.

Just like the Arura? we may well go far or near, it depends.

But will undoubtably be a world wide cruise even if we dont make Falmouth.

We will test the new sinking alarm system randomely to keep the whole Marina on it's toes. Then when about 3 miles out, do further tests on the inhabitants of Devon/Cornwall.

Being in the regular habbit of sinking, this test is not to be reguarded as drill, but is most likely to be the real thing.

We do carry flares but of a 1980's variety, as is the radio though the crew are some what older and with the tecnology of the 1940's.

There is a likely hood of clouds over Plymouth this weekend, please do not be disturbed, they will clear in time, but will not appear on the weather report as we have not as yet informed them.

Smoking is allowed on the fore deck, saloon dinning and galley areas, as is the fly bridge where ash trays are opptional. I

Would kindly request there fore, that vessels in the northern hemisphere keep a sharp look out and if in Plymouth, please stay home! Roger over and out!!
 

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Aha, you blaggard! Don't you be sending your unwanted crew / stowaways / refugees up north coz Coney island gets launched this weekend.

Don't talk about sinking, I'm nervous already.. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Weather should be OK, possibly even good-ish. Are the clouds you spoke of caused by Mucky's diesels then?? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

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