Dear SimpleSimon

[Sixpence]

Thank you so much for the parcel which arrived today, containing three large tubes of supersonic sticky stuff, shaped curiously like three very large sex toys, and sent from 'Simon at Anne Summers' /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
The postman didn't know where to look /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Koeketiene]

Batteries included? /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
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[Sixpence]

Strangely not /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
All relates to a story I was telling him when he came a calling recently, about a postman that can't read and incorrectly delivered a parcel here, intended for a lady in the village. Not the sort of parcel anyone would want to go astray /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[simplesimon]

twernt me wot wrote it guv.....





was me mum /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Sixpence]

Yeh right /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Kilter]

Fner, fner, fner!

 

[Sixpence]

Remind me of your address /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif