Dear Heart and Sartorial Elegance

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Miranda Laurent Giles Primrose Delmar-Morgan has written an article in this months YM and the picture of her sees her sporting a rather fetching stripey jumper.
Dear Heart has the same model in her considerable portmanteau.
After 33years I realise I'm probably married to something of an Icon and fashion victim.
Most moving.
 
Probable marriage

If you are probably married does this mean:
1) Onset of Alzheimers
2)lack of formal marriage but possibly cohabit and repute
3)possible bigamy
or something else?
 
Re: Probable marriage

Was after he left the house and before he posted that his wife had a 30 year old wardrobe.

Divorced by the time he gets home.

Donald
 
Re: Probable marriage

Now listen ye pair o' eejits - it was a turn of phrase..
OK try again then "Probably, I am married to...
Probably, this means that I am married to...
This probably means that....
 
Re: rather fetching ...

alongside yer probably, youse seem to be having one of your less than positive days. Are youse certain its 33 years? I'm convinced this indecision is since you got the Espace. You're never quite sure what'll happen when you next turn the key.
 
Re: rather fetching ...

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You're never quite sure what'll happen when you next turn the key.

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are you referring to:

1)Espace
2)Sailing Patio
3)Claymore Towers
 
Re: rather fetching ...

now that you mention it, all three? It could be more deep-rooted, freudian maybe? all that scuttling into boat shows wearing his XXXL windjammer so he can stuff kit down it, surreptitiously bought without dear heart seeing any of it ...
 
Claymore, I am so sorry for 'Dear Heart'. The poor love has had to make do with a 30-year old jumper? Shame on you.

Take her immediately to M&S to get a complete new wardrobe, so she has something decent to go proper designer shopping.

You owe her that much! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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