Dear B&Q

[andy_wilson]

Copy of e-mail received by B&Q customer services:

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours Sincerely

John Roberts

 

[RocquaineBay]

Re: Dear B&Q

Fantastic!

 

[Shakey]

Re: Dear B&Q

Isn't this a direct quote from a post on this very forum from a few days ago???

 

[cruisingsam]

Re: Dear B&Q

yes. 1st time was funny, 2nd amusing, 3rd.........

 

[graham]

Just no pleasing some people is there.