Dear Aunty P

[powerskipper]

Dear P
Can you help me please? My man loves Boats, [ the white plastic ones], Well we were at the Yachtclub and well Aunty Sal , THE CLOTHES THEY WERE WEARING WERE GREAT , How can I get some too. my man, is well [scotish natured] and the mothes that come out of his wallet are embarrasing,
Please Aunty P How can I aquire these lovely clothes I need, any Suggestions Greatly received.

clothing less

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Julie

 

[paulineb]

Dear Clothing Less,

Because of his love of boats, this is an easy one to deal with. I expect no expense is spared when it comes to his boat, so just remember the magic three words "for the boat" - as in :

Darling, I need some new shoes ..... for the boat.

Baby, I need a new frock ..... for the boat

Sweetie, I really could do with a new coat ...... for the boat.

~Good luck .... and please send pics of your new shoes !!!!!

Love Aunty P x

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[Mike21]

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[powerskipper]

Dear Aunty P

I don’t know what to do. My husband is in love. She is 42, has lovely lines, is very accommodating, she carries him to places I can not, Her name is, well he calls her Princess Amy, I have tried to come between them but He just hides the presents for her. I find receipts. The days he is away are now turning into overnights and weekend, What can I do????
Wits end

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[paulineb]

Dear Wits End, have you ever thought of a threesome? I'm sure there are times when your husband finds it difficult to handle her alone - and no matter how proficient a man thinks he is, there's something special about a woman's touch. Try it and please let me know how you get on.

love

Aunty P

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[powerskipper]

Dear Aunty P
I took your advice and suggested a threesome. He was shocked but agreed to give it a go. She was not what I expected; I can see why my husband spends so much time with her!!!! She is certainly very accommodating, and she does have lovely lines and well the ride she gave us was interesting if a bit on the wild side. I have learnt to tie her up and do enjoy doing so greatly, I find it very satisfying to put that last locking knot tight. My husband said he has not enjoyed it so much in years!!!!
Thank you for your advice on this matter. I will now look forwards to furture threesomes.
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[Bejasus]

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[Crewgirl]

Dear Aunty P

I've noticed your helpful responses with great interest and wonder if you can help. My boyfriend is a "boaty person" and I feel I may be coming between him and his boat. Sometimes I don't feel a thing and othertimes it's a little bit painful.

How can I get into his boat more often and convince him it won't hurt, and do you think we have a future?

Yours

Crewgirl - got all the right shoes

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[sgball]

Dear Aunty P

I need your help to.

It's only the begining of the season and already i feel like a widow. HWMBO spends more nights with her in the summer than me - its just not fair. Mind you he does always bring me presents home.... a bag of washing and if i'm really lucky the odd bass for the BBQ.

The other day he called to say he was hungry, so I made some sandwiches and made my way to the marina (She is useless, can't even make lunch, don't know what he sees in her). When I got there he had already taken HER out but still wanted his lunch. So how do you get lunch from the marina to the pier?? Easy -Ask the crew on Marina Water Tours to drop it of to them.

Any tips on how to survive the summer - please do not suggest a threesome as she is far to small for that!

Desperate already and its only flaming June.


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[BrendanS]

Oi! You got your own forums to play in... bugger off! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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