Cup o' Soup risk!

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Cup o\' Soup risk!

On a cold damp day I like a nice cup o' soup with the highlight being some crunchy croutons to warm my little cockle .. will I be refused berthing rights if this becomes widly known?

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With you on this, though I was recently sent into domestic exile after helping myself to a few extra croutons.

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Be aware that cuppa soups are a "gateway food",before long the pushers will lure you on to Pot noodles and when theyve really got a grip Fray Bentos pies.Your at the top of a downward spiral!

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It is quite likely that your berthing rights could be removed depending on the size of your cockle & how much warming is required. Personally I think you've already given us too much information. The mental images are in grave danger of scarring me for life.

Martin

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Its a worry. I had a packet of minestrone recently which same to have an above average number of croutons in it (as well as the letter f). I did'nt say anything to the crew but just got stuck in and destroyed the evidence. However being of scottish extraction my guilt complex is now working overtime .. should I confess or stay mum?

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I'd stay mum if I were you. A neuro-surgeon acquaintance is sitting at home twiddling his thumbs because of a minor display of such avarice.

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Ah yes .. think there's more to that story than meets the eye. Apparently the soup was a potent mixture of french onion & dutch pea soup. The croutons were garlic buttered. One can imagine the scene .. during a partic difficult bit of neuro surgery .. he leans over to put a teensy weeny wee stitch in when suddenly "PAAAARRRPPPPP" .. the theatre dissolves into an uncontrollable cycle of laughter and"paarrrpp".. the consequences would be horrendous .. nae wuuner he wiz corked up and sent hame!

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Thankfully the hospital "suits" have backed down and he has been re-instated

Steve Cronin

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... birthing rights, cockles ... ?? wud these things be a new aphrodisiac? nae wunner ra populations fallin'

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If you brew up a cuppa soup, and make it according to the makers instructions, it will be a cupful of boiling stuff. If you then spill it over yourself on a sudden lurch - will you be able to sue the CuppaSoup people for a million, like the lady in MacDonalds??


;-))

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