jimi
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I'm thinking of taking up cross stich to while away the empty hours, has any tried this? I'm particularly thinking of doing my own designs with a nautical theme.
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BrendanS
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I know a 9 year old that could give you lessons
aitchw
New member
Not nautical but at least West Highland. Take a look.
Cross stitch kits.
It's my wife's web site.
Howard
Cross stitch kits.
It's my wife's web site.
Howard
Ships_Cat
New member
Perhaps you and Tome could practise your sewing together - though I think he was going straight stitch wise and eclectic (whoops, electric) whereas you're getting into the cross stuff and by hand type job.
John
John
ChrisE
Active member
Jimi,
I'm really concerned about you. First dodgy photos, now sewing. Are you going through a mid life crisis?
A well wisher
I'm really concerned about you. First dodgy photos, now sewing. Are you going through a mid life crisis?
A well wisher
ParaHandy
Active member
i do believe you've found another niche in the market easily the equal of my liferaft maintenance job. Dual purpose pullover & Nautical chart? washable, eh?
technically, the shrinkage of the article need not be such a problem as the scale will shrink too, won't it? a pair of grundies would seem a good place to start and there's a willing outlet in M&S who are in need of a new line of knickers to bolster flagging sales. and, speaking of flags, would a stitched ensign be an ideal application .... i see a potential market in the windsor area the month after next, especially if you can include a pic of an old bloke and his bint on the flag ...
onyways, heres a wee help tae get youse awa' ...
technically, the shrinkage of the article need not be such a problem as the scale will shrink too, won't it? a pair of grundies would seem a good place to start and there's a willing outlet in M&S who are in need of a new line of knickers to bolster flagging sales. and, speaking of flags, would a stitched ensign be an ideal application .... i see a potential market in the windsor area the month after next, especially if you can include a pic of an old bloke and his bint on the flag ...
onyways, heres a wee help tae get youse awa' ...
jimi
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Been through that, I'm now happy with my obesity,sexuality and mortality. Just drinking a bit more beer to help me through the rest
boatmike
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Happy with your obesity, sexuality, mortality etc...... Drinking a bit.....
Does this mean there is a recognition here that you are a fat w***er, who's drinking himself to an early grave then or have I missed the point?
These posts have become dreary again. We need more gratuitous insults.
Does this mean there is a recognition here that you are a fat w***er, who's drinking himself to an early grave then or have I missed the point?
These posts have become dreary again. We need more gratuitous insults.
jimi
Well-known member
I\'m off in the huff
.. share my innermost with ya and you abuse the confidence .. well bog aff ye peabrain
and just for yer info ..
I'm now happy to be known as shagalot the fat arsed hairy nosed dwarf .. and its you caber throwers thats driving me tae drink!
.. share my innermost with ya and you abuse the confidence .. well bog aff ye peabrain
and just for yer info ..
I'm now happy to be known as shagalot the fat arsed hairy nosed dwarf .. and its you caber throwers thats driving me tae drink!
Rowana
Two steps lower than the ships' cat
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Happy with your obesity, sexuality, mortality etc...... Drinking a bit.....
Does this mean there is a recognition here that you are a fat w***er, who's drinking himself to an early grave then or have I missed the point?
These posts have become dreary again. We need more gratuitous insults.
[/ QUOTE ]
You seemed to have started well in this department ! !
Happy with your obesity, sexuality, mortality etc...... Drinking a bit.....
Does this mean there is a recognition here that you are a fat w***er, who's drinking himself to an early grave then or have I missed the point?
These posts have become dreary again. We need more gratuitous insults.
[/ QUOTE ]
You seemed to have started well in this department ! !
boatmike
Well-known member
Re: I\'m off in the huff
Excellent!!! Thats the Jimi I remember...... But as a matter of accuracy I think you mean hairy palmed, not hairy nosed. I never insulted yer nose.....
Excellent!!! Thats the Jimi I remember...... But as a matter of accuracy I think you mean hairy palmed, not hairy nosed. I never insulted yer nose.....