Crime against the laws of the sea

[Pleiades]

Saw this delightful motor boat in the marina...

What a handsome,powerful little ship! Love it. I would have one anyday - well for windless days anyway, and she is for sale... but no, shock, horror, that should not be allowed - not the price (a mere £79,000) - the problem is the builders have called her a "Kim's Picnic Boat."
Surely that is a crime akin to Datsun calling their nice little car of a few years back a "Cherry". How could I tell the lads down at' pub that I have bought a "Kims Picnic Boat". Surely they could have called it an Offshore Interceptor, or a Rampart or a Super Sabre or Sea King or something - anything other than a "Picnic boat". If the distinguished builders want to pay me a hansdome consultancy fee I could guide them in the right direction as to what constitues an acceptable name for a seaboat on these shores.
Robin
Pleiades of Birdham
MXWQ5

 

[Stork_III]

Just call it Dragonfly, a Hamilton Jet Boat, you'll be ok.

 

[Zagato]

Hamilton Picnic Boat made by Kims Yacht Co. It's a handsome fellow, no doubt about it but the name might be more suitable to an Oxfordshire punt filled with kippers, eggs and a big bird called Kim!

 

[davidej]

Whatever it is called, £79k seems a lot to be asking.