Going to our first 'AGM' of the boat share group we have just joined. Lots to talk about including where to move the boat to in 2006; a new passarel; how the hell do you turn on the Yeoman plotter; what is that smell? But the bit that is really bothering me is the cockpit cushions. Could have been chosen by Trinny and Susannah. I insist that they must have been a cheap job lot which no-one will be attached to but SWMBO urges caution. Do esteemed forumites have any suggestions on how I might broach this subject with minimum offence? Anyone have any experience in the Diplomatic Corps? Fererro Roche? Jimi always seems to have an answer but I reckon the one area political correctness has yet to penetrate is the universal acceptance that cushions are a woman/gay thing. Which puts me in the closet needing a woman's help.