Conwy Mystery!

[Kilter]

I've spent the last couple of days careening Kilter. I can't remember what antifoul I last used but it should be sold to mussell growers to encourage growth! The barnacles seemed to enjoy it too! We'll see if Keroc works better.

Anyway, after scraping all the crap off the starboard side I'm hot, sweaty and covered in sand and shellfish bits so I naturally enough dive in to the river to cool off and clean up. While standing chest deep in the water something large hits my left leg heavily causing me to leap and yell in surprise and on investigation out of the water it's grazed me sufficient to cause bleeding so the mystery is WTF was it?

 

[MarkG]

It was obviously a container that had been lost off the Shanghai Express. It contained Fray Bentos pies and a rusty Morris Minor.
If it had been your right leg it would have been a tree trunk or branch...

 

[Kawasaki]

Was the tide flooding or ebbing? See if it was flooding it was my overdraft I tried to get rid of in Deganwy.If on the ebb it could have been the box of cheques bounced in Llanrwst! "Current" account problems now solved. Can,t sue me for damages cos you havent got a leg to stand on! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Kilter]

'twas ebbing. Thanks guys, I knew I'd gets lots of helpful advice on this one! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Sgeir]

Swimmer's ear bitten off in river. Related?

 

[Kilter]

Yikes! There's some odd people about! I think not related as my attacker couldn't have been human!