Conjugating sailing verbs

[tcm]

idea stolen from Craig Brown and Mirelle a bit, but what the heck

I : braved the elements on a difficult passage
You: might have read the forecast more closely
He: foolishly risked the boat and crew

I : cleverly rigged a temporary fix
You : made do and mend
He: bodged it up

I : sailed the whole way non-stop
You : built some seamiles at least
He: went too far with a family crew

I : am very concientious with maintenance
You : have saved a lot of money
He: is a right picky git

I : enjoy socialising with boaty friends
You : fell over before closing time
He : is an alcoholic

I : am the proud owner of a 1930's sailing boat
You : own a classic
He : is saddled with an old heap








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[mirabriani]

That's good.
Rather clever in fact
Briani

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[Evadne]

Very good, what about:

I: am always on hand to offer advice to the inexperienced
You: have over 200,000 posts on Scuttlebutt
He: spends all his time on the computer

I: know my engine inside out
You: are always breaking down
He: should get a new engine or a pair of oars

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[john_morris_uk]

I: Always try to be helful to others
You: He's keen to share his knowledge
He: Smartarse g*t!

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[Mirelle]

I: sail on the East Coast
You: keep your boat up a muddy creek
He: is an Essex boy

I: sail on the Solent
You: don't mind crowds
He: has yet to use his anchor

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[Evadne]

He: is a reknowned celtic navigator
You: are a wee jock
(Och) Aye: it's a brae bricht dae fur mackin muckles oot o' caulis, weer's me rooder?

(Apologies for lapsing into a pakistani accent at the end there, I never said I was Mike Yarwood)

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[GeorgeP]

Excellent!

Yes, Minister called these irregular verbs.

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[claymore]

I really do think

That you need to get out more.
Have we been a little lax with the medication?

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[snowleopard]

I am stand-on vessel
You must give way
He doesn't know the col regs.

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