Concerned of Kilmelford

[claymore]

Like many of you here, my deviation occasionally proves my undoing.
I had planned an adulterous weekend on Claymore with the wives of three "Friends"
Everything was going well and plans were well advanced. Understand then - Dear Reader, my consternation to discover that one of the 3 targets of my adulterous intentions was lying on her back in bed last week snoring and talking in her sleep and her husband - one of the three "Friends" was listening as the full plan was inadvertantly unfolded. The aforementioned phoned the others to the effect that the "Surprise" weekend was on after all and so now I've to go back to Tesco and trade in the smoked salmon and strawberries and get grub suitable for the pie munchers.
I knew it was too good to be true
And even the weather was on my side as its going to pee down and blow and so we wouldn't have had to be bothered with any of that tiresome sailing. Now we'll all be pretending we are roughy toughies and what's a gallon of water down yer neck between friends

 

[cozy]

consider yourself lucky you avoided a dalliance with a female who lies on her back and snores, no doubt belches and f*rts too. Avoid this type.

 

[claymore]

Actually - you've just made me realise - her husband does the exact same - should I avoid him too?

 

[cozy]

Probably best, if he knows what you were planning.

 

[Nickel]

Have you got a gas alarm on Claymore - perhaps best disconnect it this weekend? /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[machurley22]

The best laid plans o' mice an' men gang aft aglay - as anither brazen adulterer said.

Dave

 

[FullCircle]

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consider yourself lucky you avoided a dalliance with a female who lies on her back and snores, no doubt belches and f*rts too. Avoid this type.
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Certainly not. Of all the Dew consorts, the one who best exhibited these fine qualities has easily turned out to be the best. For some reason which I cannot fathom, I find this all very endearing. Perhaps it the sharing of interests.

Jim