Collision question.

doug748

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A friend of mine was recently proceeding diagonally across the River Tamar in his disreputable looking 10ft dinghy and 2 1/2 horse outboard, into the tide. He spied in the distance a tripper boat coming upriver and obviously about to make a turn to Stbd to follow the line of the river upstream. (Those who know the river will imagine a tripper boat turning to Sta at the Rubble Bank, as the launch makes his way from Torpoint).
After the tripper makes his turn, it is clear to our man in the dinghy that the oncoming boat will be rather close for comfort, and he bears away maybe 10deg to clearly cross the other boats bows. He says he has done this for three reasons:
1) To demonstrate to the stand on vessell that he is carrying on.
2) Ditto that he is not going to do anything silly.
3) To put some distance between the boats and minimise any wash problem.
Our friend is a bit vague about this.. but stoutly insists that the boats were never closer than 50mtrs.

Now the interesting bit, a MOD police launch sees all this, being aft of the said tripper vessel. He stops my friend....
What do you think he said?
What did my friend have to say in return?
 
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How do you 'bear away' with an outboard?
Perhaps the ModPlod were inviting him to make a complaint about the wash and speed of the tripper boat?
 
They'd a routine check because his boat was a "suspicious kind of vessel". Same happened to me this week-end but in my car!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
 
All wrong.
The MOD man said:
" You have done a bad thing. You should never pass in front of another boat. The regulations say you should always turn to Stbd in such cases. I could take your boat and prosecute you." ie, this is a clear case of attempted suicide.
My friend said:
"This is not so, he came nowhere near to a collision, in any case he turned into my path"
So when in the Tamar avoid the Modplod boats like the plague, unless you enjoy alfresco protest meetings.
 
I took a group of SWMBO's friends out sailing last year. As we motored out of the sound and I was hoisting sails, I put up a motoring cone. One of the guests said 'I've never seen that before'. He turned out to be Modplod's seamanship instructor.

Driving the Modplod launches up and down the Hamoaze must be one of the nautical world's most boring jobs. Small wonder they jumped at the chance to give someone a bollocking.
 
Last summer we came down river from Cargreen on a rainy Saturday morning with hardly any other boats moving. Just South of the bridges the police boat fell in to formation about 100m astern of us and stayed there until we'd passed the dockyard. It felt like being "escorted off the premises".
 
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