From my window I can make out Dunmail Raise. That is farther away from me than you are which means it would take me less time to get to you than it would to get to the Achille Ratti hut.
At this time of the day - bearing in mind that I have no lectures after 11:45 today, I could be at Vinegar Jones in around 50 minutes. That doesn't leave you long to live...
No - it assumes that by now you should have realised that I know Bowness like the back of my hand, having lived there for about 7 years. This means that I won't find it hard to find you - you've peppered web pages with pics of your fine ship so I have a reasonable idea of where you might be if I find you are not chez vous au maison Lakesailor.
This means that the cold hand of fear should be just beginning to clutch your bits as I'm on my way to give you a good seeing to on the grounds that if I do, word of my vengeful act may spread like a nasty rash across the falorum and people may just understand that Grey is Grey and Green is differenc colour of fish altogether.