Christmas List

[Fin]

Mid November and I have just typed the words "Christmas list"!!!!
What gadgets/books/toys do we want in our Christmas Stocking. Operative word being "stocking."
If it don't fit in, it don't go in.
(if it doesn't fit into a pair of stockings, it doesn't fit onto the list.)

This is to stop some of us thinking that a pair of stockings may fit around the latest "Porn 37", it doesn't.................And however much you ask; M&S don't go that big.......

This is the list that you "accidentally" want your other half to find.....................

 

[Rabbie]

A man is talking to his friend in the pub and is quite amazed when the old skinflint of a friend described the Christmas present he'd bought for his wife.

"It's a lovely gold necklace, with little rubies and diamonds all over it. She'll be thrilled with it."

"Good grief! That's extravagant! Mind you, didn't you tell me she actually wanted a new 4x4?" the amazed friend replied.

"Yes she did, but where the hell could I find a fake Jeep?

 

[Norman_E]

Quote "(if it doesn't fit into a pair of stockings, it doesn't fit onto the list.)"

And if it does fit perfectly in a pair of stockings SWMBO had better not find out!

 

[Danny Jo]

A stocking suitable for a giant

A Yeoman plotter

Steiner Commander Compass binoculars

A promise to giving sailing a go - just once.

(The chances that ma moitié supérieuse will read this about as good as that of winning the lottery, but, ma chérie, I want you to know that the third would be worth more to me than a lottery win.)

Yes, that's right, I could creep for Britain. Mark

 

[Lakesailor]

Christmas Come Early