barebones
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MERRY CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE Ingredients… 1 cup water, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp salt, 1 cup brown sugar, 4 large eggs, nuts,
1 bottle vodka, 2 cups dried fruit, Method… sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl. Check the vodka again. To be sure that it is of the highest quality, pour one level cupful and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. Make sure the vodka is still O.K. Try another cup. Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 eggs and add the bowl and chuck in a cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the vodka to check the shtonsisticity. Next, shift two cupss shalt. Or something. Who gives a ****? Check the vodka. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Greash the ovens and pish in the fridge. Turn the cake tin 350 defrees. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl through the window. **** it. Check the vodka again and go to bed.
1 bottle vodka, 2 cups dried fruit, Method… sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl. Check the vodka again. To be sure that it is of the highest quality, pour one level cupful and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. Make sure the vodka is still O.K. Try another cup. Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 eggs and add the bowl and chuck in a cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the vodka to check the shtonsisticity. Next, shift two cupss shalt. Or something. Who gives a ****? Check the vodka. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Greash the ovens and pish in the fridge. Turn the cake tin 350 defrees. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl through the window. **** it. Check the vodka again and go to bed.