stamfordian
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Its chrismad night onthe forum,the clouds are dark and warm;there straight from th med but as usual there,s no sun atall ,,bring back the frost and the southerly snow so all the little bugs can die in a hole;all the little posters have run off to thier homes ,all ovber the world carrib to oz thier all alsleep besotted by foood and booze ;that,s why they sleep.my Brother has pinched my lab to gain entryto the pub,he only whent to get mar her fags, we,ar awaiting his return wih baited breath,no could he escaped from this Christmas dreed(i f********g hop not i gave him a tenner for a packrt of cofiin nails!!!),so on and on the CHrismad night post goes on carling blacklabel must be the way to go ,the fiest farts are emerging from the christmas excess powered by stuffing nuts and the like
areee i,ve baxck ave just got me hands on a KING EDWARD me hartyies so this make me....longjohnsmokalot......as aposed to longjohnscrumbabottomalot of these paryts,famous around here for his scrubbers i been led to believe....arghhh my dogs back in the houssse must be the raiding party to the nicotine hhhareeem is fishinshed arghhh yessss only one landlady murered for the bounty,i have heard that there,s a mucky lubber whho knocks aroun wif im with a ship thsat spends the hols in a shed.....arrrgh yes muckyfarter i,ve been reminded,and a welltodo peep ....you know the one in the carrib who terminally infests us with engine failurs and,,,,guess what!!!! justin time meracalistry(work that out!!) manages to save the ship......hurrrrrahhh.
GOOO D GODF EMILY IS BEEN KILLED AS I,AM WRITING THIS ,THE POST OF OF CHRISMAD GET EVEN MORE EXICITING,sorry phill needed a new tissue so had to stop.
anyway on the quest of the longest post i will continue....my roots are from hill farmers in the pennies...
sorry i digress eastenders has just come backon......Jamie has had 33 pints...of blood b******ks,what aload of tofff,annd guess what....next scene a weding.....urggggggg .
christmasmad ....i,ve beeen called unsocial now for not suffering the delights!!!what!!!! i get two days off work to cook for the mourording hoards then get deacribed as unsocial for dissa[pering for 10mins...typical,bo0xing day will be pick up kids and repeat.next day back to work......pause
sorry the cigar when out
sslowly the mist may clear its,s been dark fffor a millemium a blue haze berurginly pokes it,snose over thje hoizon.....whatn is it blue sky!!!!.....bolloclks it,s he bill for the film,.....he,s not dead yet!!! 2120
yes it,s been writen in realtime the marrige hasn,t taken place ........`
A sailer on the sea 450nautical miles from a mc donalds had the following thoutghs for his loved on this day this holy day.....God i,d love a fillet of fish,
chrismad has stuck again
Jammie ai,nt died yet so........
onc apon a time thee was a man who thught one day that it was a time to change his life so........`.in an instant he decided to ........
hang on Gospel music is fillng the air...hark a Wedding...
sorry back to the Hostpital he.s not dead yet.....
The sailer sinks back to his bunk another lost oppertuninty....wwwhy wasn,t it him getting wed,afteahall he had a huge mast to power him alond and the the freedom of the the sea,s to ......
i very sa d to report that ....
the poor lubbers dead
Now i,am goinging to put this post to bed,.........
maybe later on chat.....
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areee i,ve baxck ave just got me hands on a KING EDWARD me hartyies so this make me....longjohnsmokalot......as aposed to longjohnscrumbabottomalot of these paryts,famous around here for his scrubbers i been led to believe....arghhh my dogs back in the houssse must be the raiding party to the nicotine hhhareeem is fishinshed arghhh yessss only one landlady murered for the bounty,i have heard that there,s a mucky lubber whho knocks aroun wif im with a ship thsat spends the hols in a shed.....arrrgh yes muckyfarter i,ve been reminded,and a welltodo peep ....you know the one in the carrib who terminally infests us with engine failurs and,,,,guess what!!!! justin time meracalistry(work that out!!) manages to save the ship......hurrrrrahhh.
GOOO D GODF EMILY IS BEEN KILLED AS I,AM WRITING THIS ,THE POST OF OF CHRISMAD GET EVEN MORE EXICITING,sorry phill needed a new tissue so had to stop.
anyway on the quest of the longest post i will continue....my roots are from hill farmers in the pennies...
sorry i digress eastenders has just come backon......Jamie has had 33 pints...of blood b******ks,what aload of tofff,annd guess what....next scene a weding.....urggggggg .
christmasmad ....i,ve beeen called unsocial now for not suffering the delights!!!what!!!! i get two days off work to cook for the mourording hoards then get deacribed as unsocial for dissa[pering for 10mins...typical,bo0xing day will be pick up kids and repeat.next day back to work......pause
sorry the cigar when out
sslowly the mist may clear its,s been dark fffor a millemium a blue haze berurginly pokes it,snose over thje hoizon.....whatn is it blue sky!!!!.....bolloclks it,s he bill for the film,.....he,s not dead yet!!! 2120
yes it,s been writen in realtime the marrige hasn,t taken place ........`
A sailer on the sea 450nautical miles from a mc donalds had the following thoutghs for his loved on this day this holy day.....God i,d love a fillet of fish,
chrismad has stuck again
Jammie ai,nt died yet so........
onc apon a time thee was a man who thught one day that it was a time to change his life so........`.in an instant he decided to ........
hang on Gospel music is fillng the air...hark a Wedding...
sorry back to the Hostpital he.s not dead yet.....
The sailer sinks back to his bunk another lost oppertuninty....wwwhy wasn,t it him getting wed,afteahall he had a huge mast to power him alond and the the freedom of the the sea,s to ......
i very sa d to report that ....
the poor lubbers dead
Now i,am goinging to put this post to bed,.........
maybe later on chat.....
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