Chris Moyles Joke - (Irish for those who might be offended)

[Richard10002]

For those who dont listen to Chris Moyles, I've just had this relayed to me:

Paddy was walking down the road when he saw a sandwich with 2 wires sticking out of it. Off he went to do his public duty and phoned the police:

Paddy: "I've just seen a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it, by the side of the road"

Officer: "Was it Tickin'"
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Paddy: "No... I think it was Beef!"

 

[Becky]

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Just what I needed, got any more?

 

[Richard10002]

I got two more, (over the phone), but they were crap and I cant even remember them.

Oh yes....

How do you get a fat bird into bed?

Piece of Cake!!

sorry you asked??

 

[cameronke]

How do you get a Greek girl into a lift?





























Grease her hips and chuck in a Mars bar

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[Kawasaki]

Ta /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[ditchcrawler]

Mick & Paddy had heard about swapping partners down at the pub & persuaded their better halves to give it a try.


"This is f'in great isn't it Mick said Paddy.I wonder what the girls are doing"

 

[Stig]

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"No... I think it was Beef!"

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Not offended (much) but I think the original punchline (20 years ago) is..
"No - it was Turkey" - funnier??

 

[Richard10002]

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Not offended (much)

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Sorry

 

[westernsailor]

Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Scot,and Paddy the Irishman

were working on the Olympic site. They heard the roar of the crowd and tried to get in. They were told the ground was full competitors only.

The Englishman went back to the site and picked up a manhole cover, back to the entrance "discus" he sid and was admited.

The Scotsman went to the site picked up a scaffold pole, "Pole vault" he said and was admitted.

The Irishman went to the site, looked around, wicked up some wire and went to the entrance and said "Fencing".....

 

[Spuddy]

Prog on R4 -

A teacher was arrested when trying to board a plane at Heathrow. His bags contained a protractor, compasses, a ruler and two set aquares. He has been charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction