Chentleman's cruise dimemna

[jimi]

Chentleman\'s cruise dimemna

Should I stick with my old pal Claysie and keep the auld goat and his craft afloat or should I desert and pester McHurley ... what dae ye think ra wether will dae, anyin goat a 7 month detailed wevver 4cast?

 

[claymore]

Assumption is the mother of all fuckups

Why are ye assuming the "The Auld Goat" wid want ye aboard onyways. Noo we hef ra full 27KW Eberspacheroonie meltin the watter fae arroon us we'll be a deal tae quick fer the likes o' youse. An onyways d'ye hae yer DSC thingie licence because yer no puttin yer sticky wee paws oan ma ICOM 601 wiootet.
Jings an help ma boab - ah've jes realised whits happnin. Yer floggin Glum Rosta an yer doonsizin yer way oot o the boatin. Ma fine 30 fitter, doon tae ra popemobile, perhaps a dellquaydory an then finito. My yer some mannie fer ra strategy Jamesie.
Och yer welcome tae fart an snore yer wee way aroon ma forepeak onyways

 

[jimi]

Re: Assumption is the mother of all fuckups

Och that's awfie cheneruss, if yon ebbie fing works .. decishun made... as lang as ah get tae dae ra anchur chain hondling agen .... NOT! BTW I have a proper DCS operators certificate ... so there nanananana!

 

[claymore]

Re: Assumption is the mother of all fuckups

D'ye ken we hef a doon button noo as weel as an uppy wan? They'll be queuin up oan ra foredeck tae hae a wee press - jes mark ma wairds wee jamesie

 

[PIGLETSDREAM]

Re: Chentleman\'s cruise dimemna

And that is why at great cost to the tax payer, you got your own parlament.

 

[jimi]

Re: Chentleman\'s cruise dimemna

I beg your pardon! I presume you refer to the great white Holyrood elephant?

Can I just point out:
1)It is a matter of utter irrelevance to me as I've been domiciled in the deep south for the last 25 years
2) It was imposed by Nez Lqbour :: enough said I think

 

[ParaHandy]

Re: Assumption is the mother of all fuckups

ahm gobsmacked ... a tenner tae ra lifeboats if yon ebberspash is running oan ra cruise. the right way thush time .. nane o this blawing when it shud be sooking ...

ah hev tae point oot that ahm verra experienshed oan ra doon button whereas ra wee jimi hasnae ony sich, ahem. him being only goat an up button ticket, ken. jist a thocht ...

 

[jimi]

Re: Assumption is the mother of all fuckups

Acshully, I hae up and doon buttons but ma doon button gangs up and ma up button gangs doon ... awfie confusing ye ken!

 

[machurley22]

Re: Chentleman\'s cruise dimemna

Whit's a' this then! A thocht ye'd taken the Pope's Shillin'.

I've got a few bids in on Ebay for a paraffin heater, a paint stirrer that'll make a wonderful macerator for the bucket and an old washing machine that I'm going to convert into an electric windlass so you'll hardly notice the difference from Claymore. Had Webcraft out for a wee sail last weekend. He'll mark your card on the joys of Manky Wee Boats or see Sailing with the man who launched 1000 posts for my version of this momentous event.