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My nice swmbo has orgainsed an account at the local swindelry near Cannes. Hurrah. For some reason, you get 10% discount for paying 30 days later. This mean that I can buy 10% MORE chandelry than the massive amount I was going to buy anyway, at the very same price. I can now add to my burgeoning collection of interesting shackles, the 500m of rope, four hacksaws, drills, special heating things, copper hammers, plastic hammers, leather hammers, stainless steel screws and so on. Being in france they also have interesting chemicals such as the sulphuric acid I whammed down the bogs in order to clear a blockage which did nothing except give quite dramtic clouds of smoke, excellent value. Best of all I just sign for it with a secret code so there's no nasty shock of paying for it.
Only slight fly in the ointment is that they insist on asking me what I am looking for, when of course the answer is I haven't a clue, mate, I just gave myself the excuse of looking for another screwdriver but ooh look this folding bike thing is quite good, and so are these monster massive power horns, but then they say ah but sir, they aren't screwdrivers.
Only slight fly in the ointment is that they insist on asking me what I am looking for, when of course the answer is I haven't a clue, mate, I just gave myself the excuse of looking for another screwdriver but ooh look this folding bike thing is quite good, and so are these monster massive power horns, but then they say ah but sir, they aren't screwdrivers.