Chain limerick

[ChrisE]

The kite post for jimi, and a bottle of Cote de Rhone, have inspired me to start a thread. I'll supply the first line of a limerick and then it is up to the following posters to keep it going. Once the fifth line has been posted then someone else can start another. In the event of simultaneous posts, pls work it out, I'll have long gone to bed. So here's the first line.


There once was a skipper called Hunt

 

[Oen]

Who promised to lead from the front...

(Yes, I know I should have moaned about this not being in The Lounge...)

 

[jimi]

he added some tallow

 

[stephenh]

Whilst up in the bows...

 

[Sgeir]

There once was a skipper called Hunt
Who promised to lead from the front...
he added some tallow
Whilst up in the bows...
and easily slipped into a punt.

 

[Sgeir]

So who's going to submit it here?

 

[ChrisE]

Can we beat 9 minutes for 5 lines? I'm off to start bottle no. 2 so will review results in the morning, best of luck.

 

[Rivers & creeks]

There once was an skipper called orange




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[jimi]

whilst wearing a sash

 

[Mudplugger]

that clashed with the mash

 

[BlueSkyNick]

There once was a forumite called Chris
Who started a thread while on the p!ss
The poem didnt rhyme
And took too much time
So most people gave it a miss.

 

[Appleyard]

There was a young lady from Bude
who went for a swim in the lake
A man in a punt
grabbed hold of her leg
and said "you can't swim in here,it's private property.

 

[dulcibella]

The limerick's a verse form complex
Whose contents run mainly to sex
It deals with virgins
And masculine urgings
And vulgar erotic effects

 

[jhr]

A lanky debauchee called Chris
Was experienced at taking the mick.
He knotted a stopper,
To wrap round his ankle
Which made weeing a bit hit and miss.

 

[Twister_Ken]

Limerick's a place in Ireland
That rhymes very nicely with gland
If the poem's too dirty
YBW gets shirty
And the poet ends up as banned.

 

[claymore]

Complete the missing lines

There was a young man from Galway
Who fashioned a punt out of Clay
But the heat da da da
da da da da da da
da da da da da da away.