CBM (Crap Boat Monthly) Magazine

[Dave_Snelson]

Never mind wanting £10 off all forumites, you could start a quality mag brimming full of useful info from the startling stuff placed here every week.

Crap boats
Crap dealers
Crap brokers
Crap Swindlers
Crap repair places
Crap facilities
Crap pricing
Crap designs (like raw water Mercruiser / Volvo)
Crap surveyors (like I had)

Anyone wish to add to my Crap list?

Yep - roll up IPC team and lets see if you can compete with our spanky new CBM - Crap Boat Monthly

 

[DaCostaGreene]

Is this a commercial thread?

 

[Dave_Snelson]

Unashamedly /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Chris_d]

I think your advertising revenue might be bit low /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[wakeup]

How about lawyers advertising to sort out your claims against crap boat companies....

 

[LeytonC]

Maybe we could put 'Allegedly' or 'without prejudice' on every page /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Major Catastrophe]

Crap harbour trusts.

 

[Guest]

You'll need a crap website to go with it. I have experience....

 

[Gludy]

The crap web site is really the answer - a means whereby owners can rate boats and individuals post product reviews etc. It has to reflect good and bad.

A mag is simply a non-starter as any magazine related person would confirm.

 

[PCUK]

If only someone could create such a site!!!!!!

 

[mjkinch1]

My we are in a good mood today.....

How about Crap Electrical Kit, like the carbon monoxide detector that could flatten an extra strong battery in 4 weeks (until I found the cable and cut it)


We could have a Crap boat review, with the number one boat being the crappiest we could find, and ask for comments form the manufacture, and then say ......what a load of crap.

Also one more..we could have a premium weather forecast number that gave out crap forecasts..oops sorry forgot, we have one of those already from the met office...

Also I have a crap holding tank....

Martyn

 

[Gludy]

I am doing just that!

That module has just been brought forward!

 

[DaCostaGreene]

What about a crap boat show (Port.....) no, that would be impossible - surely....

 

[IzzyC]

hey...I am already in the process of creating a similar website called dirty robbing b**tards, & the idea came to me after thinking about all the times that I have been ripped off by people or companies. Please visit the .co.uk site, plan to have it up & running by mid July. The idea of the site is to highlight all those times that we have been ripped off by people or companies but we have no remedy in law or it is just not worth pursuing.
Keep watching out for it, Izzy /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[DaCostaGreene]

Tek-Dek prices just dropped!!!!

 

[Lakesailor]

Have to publish it from Luton /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[byron]

Never mind starting a magazine -- you try and get the Distributors to take it.-- This is a feat only accomplished by the biggy publishers.

 

[Dave_Snelson]

Ha, Luton - its full of Chavs with faux Burberry baseball caps worn at a jaunty angle so as they look like chimps.

Poor old Burberry - their marketing dept must be up in arms that their brand has been hijacked by brain-dead morons. What an unfortunate stroke of bad luck!

But what about Blackpool - we could do some serious fred drift with Blackpool...

 

[oldgit]

Ha, Luton a mere pretender dream on...you cannot hand a candle to Chatham.Thieving,stabbing,drugs,arson,nicking of toolkits n petrol cans we have it all...............bad spelling poor diction free use of commas in the wrong places....and marine speed demons our speciality /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[andy_wilson]

If only...

and not get sued for publishing (possibly) unsubstantiated accusations.

Wonder how much the legal liability would cost for hosting such a site.