Caught short .. lessons learnt

[jimi]

1) Too much wind is often a warning sign
2) Always carry a spare pair of pants
3) The Royal National Loo Installation Service takes time to arrive, by that time it may be too late!
4) Immodium can work but test it in a safe location
5) Someone will write about in their blog

 

[Stocky_Helm]

5) do you mean bog? or is blog a cheap marine blocking bog? keeping a nautical theme of course.

 

[StugeronSteve]

But, would you be any taller if you had been put back in?

 

[Twister_Ken]

Cough, splutter, chortle, snigger, grin.

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: born short .. lessons learnt

1) never bu extra long troosers cos they'r on offer
2) always stand at the front at the fitba

 

[jimi]

worn shorts .. lessons learnt

Patch 'em!

 

[bilbobaggins]

Re: born short .. lessons learnt

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1) never bu extra long troosers cos they'r on offer
2) always stand at the front at the fitba

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I sense you may have got that just a little wrong, somewhere.

Try this....

1) Never buy troosers fur watchin' ra fitba' wi' poakits in.
2) Never wear troosers wi' poakits in while staunin' in ra front o' yon Parkheid supporters - 'cos they animuls get caught right short an' a', so they dae....

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[kingfisher]

Re: born short .. lessons learnt

And as Nelson saw the Spanish armada appear over the horizon, he ordered his helmsman:"me lad, go down to my cabin and fetch me my red shirt. I do not want the men to see if I am injured, as they might lose their spirit. And be quick about it"
As the helmsman left the poop deck, Nelson shouted after him "and while you are there, bring up my brown trousers, will you?"

 

[wearesailing2]

What a load of rubbish, should be in the lounge.
How you lot can moan about Lifeboat John when you post this crap.
Come on GROW UP!

 

[jimi]

oh dear .. nursey nursey a bit slow with the medication today?

 

[jimi]

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What a load of rubbish, should be in the lounge.
How you lot can moan about Lifeboat John when you post this crap.
Come on GROW UP!

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well Mr wearesailing2 you recent post history makes very intersting reading .. you seem to do a very nice line in serial abuse!

 

[ChrisE]

jimi, grow up? Oxymoron if I ever heard one.

 

[jimi]

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jimi, grow up? Oxymoron if I ever heard one.

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Nah yer thinking of Para, he's from Oxford, I'm fae Cumnock...

 

[ChrisE]

Somehow I think that Cumymoron just won't catch on as a word...

 

[Twister_Ken]

Dunno bout that

Sure I've heard c'monyermoron more than once in certain North British cities after last orders. Often accompanied a cheery wave with a broken bottle.

 

[jhr]

Handy hint

Always wear cycle clips. When you get home, position yourself above the bowl, remove the clips and shake yer legs, one at a time. Sorted.

Then clean pants, blogroll etc.

 

[bilbobaggins]

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"In Glesga, everybody's ca'd Jimi! Even the wimmin....." William Aloysius Connolly

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