Das_Boot
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I bought a crate of Castle at Makro am off down to the boat to do some work. Apart from the Castle what else should I take.
Castle Beer
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Talbot
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couple of soft cushions and a packet of peanuts.
GazzaUK
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A good book......a takaway curry......and a mistress.
Das_Boot
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Ive also got some curry prawns and biltong. I will hunt me down a mistress.
If I read the book and eat the peanuts wont the mistress get a bit pissed off.
If I read the book and eat the peanuts wont the mistress get a bit pissed off.
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You'll definitely need a packet of Panado. Don't you remember how bad a headache a case of Castle will inflict you with?
Phoenix of Hamble
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she can hold the book for you, and feed you the peanuts.... that'll keep her occupied....
Rowana
Two steps lower than the ships' cat
Used to prefer "Lion" myself, but that was 30+ years ago. Do you still get "Lion"
Rowana
Two steps lower than the ships' cat
Definition of a mistress -
Comes between the Master and the Matress
Comes between the Master and the Matress
Das_Boot
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I once slept on the side of the highway because I was too pissed to drive any further. I woke up and hoped an ambulance would come by. I found a packet of Granpas headache powder in the cubbyhole. I had to eat it dry. Eventualy the taste was so vile I stumbled along the hightway untill I found a puddle of water and drank that.
One never learns hey.
One never learns hey.
Das_Boot
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Oh and by the way I can tell with absolute certainty that my mistress has never had to fake an orgasm.
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Oh and by the way I can tell with absolute certainty that my mistress has never had to fake an orgasm.
[/ QUOTE ]What made you say that? Were your ears burning?
Oh and by the way I can tell with absolute certainty that my mistress has never had to fake an orgasm.
[/ QUOTE ]What made you say that? Were your ears burning?
Das_Boot
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No it was all the talk about mistresses and because it is true. Or should I re-phrase it.
How can you make sure your wife mistress etc never fakes an orgasm.
Dont give her the time.
I am pretty quick.
How can you make sure your wife mistress etc never fakes an orgasm.
Dont give her the time.
I am pretty quick.
flyingjunior
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How about some bunny chow to go with the castle, or perhapes some mealie pap with kapenta? /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif (not sure whether I spelt it right but the little dried fish).
Oldhand
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A crate of Lion lager
JKay
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Don't forget the klippie's ,coke,springbok biltong and drywors
from a fellow "when we"(and we used to call rhodies that) /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
from a fellow "when we"(and we used to call rhodies that) /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
mirabriani
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Stingo, please be so good as to give us all a little warning when you are going to be funny.
I laughed so loudly I have woken Dearheart, duty calls goodnight all
Regards Briani
I laughed so loudly I have woken Dearheart, duty calls goodnight all
Regards Briani
cruisingsam
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don't forget the 1,2,3......
one litre klippies
two litres coke
and the three litre ford cortina.......
one litre klippies
two litres coke
and the three litre ford cortina.......
JKay
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And ice,the essex V6 wot a motor,smallest main bearings ever
those were the days My China
cheers Joe /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
those were the days My China
cheers Joe /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
kds
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Re: I think it is time we had a Whenwe\" site.
We must be getting the locals round here a bit brassed off.
The Castle had an inch of congealed yuk at the top by the time it had got to Kasama or Mporokosu in Northern province (Zambia)- but there was only the local beer to drink and that could, and did, make you really ill. Very nutritious though !
Kapenta - what a tasty dish - so long as you shook the sand out of it. Couldn't compare with the crabs on the bar tables at Inhassoro at Sundowner, though !
Ken
We must be getting the locals round here a bit brassed off.
The Castle had an inch of congealed yuk at the top by the time it had got to Kasama or Mporokosu in Northern province (Zambia)- but there was only the local beer to drink and that could, and did, make you really ill. Very nutritious though !
Kapenta - what a tasty dish - so long as you shook the sand out of it. Couldn't compare with the crabs on the bar tables at Inhassoro at Sundowner, though !
Ken
