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[Halcyon Yachts]

Pete

 

[Seajet]

Pieter suspected the mooring off Windscale was vacant for a reason...

 

[Uricanejack]

Lovely boat.

 

[Whiskey Bravo]

''You paid how much for a toy boat for the swimming pool????!!!??? And it doesn't even include sails!''

 

[Aardee]

Dylan finally finds a piece of water which isn't too crowded

 

[Tidewaiter2]

Piet, I told you the canal extension isn't even to be started before 2018!

 

[rbmatthews]

It took us a week to figure out how to deliver this one, and then he tells us he gave us the wrong address! Grrrr ....!

 

[Pete7]

Solves the problem of were to store the fenders.

 

[captainhaddock]

"But are you absolutely sure I won't get seasick in it?", or........"So, you were saying, the square on the hypotenuse is the longest side of a right-angled triangle..."

 

[duncan99210]

Left or right out of here for the mast up route??

 

[flaming]

Typical Dutch...

Leave a few square meters of water unattended for too long and someone will put a boat on it.

 

[Twister_Ken]

"And we've rigged the spinnaker pole in case the breeze goes aft."

 

[mjcoon]

This is the only place I dare to practise with the whisker pole!

Mike.

 

[Baggy]

Now thats what i call 'Blue Water Sailing'

 

[jac]

Are you sure the tide will be high enough to get out again??

 

[Tony Cross]

Pete

No dear, I asked them to moor it in POOLE!

 

[BlackPig]

"When is the next HAT?"

 

[septiclecky]

I know Keith Moon drove his Rolls Royce into his pool but how the hell did you get this in there?